December 2009
2 posts
religion is far more a right than being homosexual
– John Stewart to Mike Huckabee
snowflake tetris
The FINAL version of “If Your Feeling Fruity,” the sequal to “Eat Your Veggies,” is complete. Have you ever just wanted to get down with your favorite fruits? Of course you have! The tracks include….
1.Mitch Hedberg- Tomato
2.Barney- Apples and Bananas
3.Presidents of the United States of America- Peaches
4.Tracy Byrd- Watermelon Crawl
5.Young Jeezy- Bananas
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i am currently OBSESSED with the Alvin & the Chipmunks versions of hits of the past and present.
i’m into weird shit
fo realz
shout, shout, let it all out
I use to think Lewis Black was really annoying, but clearly I was too quick to judge. I was watching him on Comedy Central as I was enjoying a tasty sammich. He was talking about how ignorant it is to think that gay marriage is a threat to american families and how insane it was that we have a war going on, a education system that is going to shit, etc and all Bush cares about was the...
people blow my mind
This is a conversation I heard at work, which is a bar, tonight…
Woman: “Are you going to church tomorrow”
Man: “Well I wanted to go with you”
Woman: “Here, I’ll put my number on my church bulletin for you”
seriously?
Do people really think they can go to a bar on Saturday night and get absolutely shit-faced then go to church on Sunday morning...
are we wasting our time waiting
for people to come a long
and
understand us?
can we ever really
understand
one another
fully?
i’ve just come to
the somewhat shocking conculsion
that
i don’t understand
anyone
even myself.
does the ability to
tap into someone’s thoughts
defy physics?
!MIND FUCK!
I’m trying to think of the best way to put this because I don’t necessarily “enjoy” these AA meetings. It’s more like I like the fact that it enlightens me. I am not an alcoholic and I’m not an addict, but I’ve been in the same situations as these people and I’m scared shitless that I will tumble down this path and by the time I realize it, I will...
Rain drops on leaves can be so beautiful, but water soaking my cloths can be so ugly. Honestly, I hate rain, always have and the past few times its rained it has ruined my plans. It seems like it always rains when the temperature is nice and I have nothing to do. I’d really like to ride my bike or go take a walk or just go outside and read a book, but grey clouds are laughing at me. I spend...